Perfect mate except…?

I have a reputation among those who’ve lived with me for asking the weirdest questions that have nothing to do with the present or ever.  Tonight, His Crusadeness Allen Williams was over, and he introduced me to a new question template that’s got me excited.  He said my questions remind him of the “Perfect mate except…” game.  You can guess what it is.  If there was a person who was your perfect mate in all respects but for one feature, would you or wouldn’t you go for this person?  Allen’s example:  your perfect mate, except one of her hands is a squirrel hand.  These are important things to think about.

There have been stretches in the past where most of my thoughts consisted of imaginary Facebook status updates beginning with “Ryan is-.”  I think I’m about to go through a stretch where my thoughts center around perfect-mate-except scenarios.

Perfect mate except:

• subject has a sense of smell like a dog’s, and uses it like one.
• subject has nostril tongues.

I believe mankind has only scratched the surface of where this question can take us.  If you have a good one, do leave it as a comment.

-Baggervais

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